You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish embroidered hoodie
Mick Jagger suggested the tongue of the Hindu goddess Kali. The Black Goddess breaks conventional stereotypes of feminine beauty and sexuality in Hindu goddess mythology. She is the dominant sexual partner straddling the prone Siva. She is a wild warrior goddess drinking demon blood. So I made this sweatshirt. Enjoy Jim!
• 85% organic cotton, 0% demon blood
• Ribbing: Constantly
• Brushed fleece fabric inside because I want you to feel my caresses
• Double-layered hood because you don't want people to see you wearing this sexually provocative hoodie
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel (But IS it premium?)
• Kangaroo pocket (because vagina envy)
• Inside/outside label patch for branding (It's just too much!)
• Tear-away care label (Care to the wind!)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Mick Jagger suggested the tongue of the Hindu goddess Kali. The Black Goddess breaks conventional stereotypes of feminine beauty and sexuality in Hindu goddess mythology. She is the dominant sexual partner straddling the prone Siva. She is a wild warrior goddess drinking demon blood. So I made this sweatshirt. Enjoy Jim!
• 85% organic cotton, 0% demon blood
• Ribbing: Constantly
• Brushed fleece fabric inside because I want you to feel my caresses
• Double-layered hood because you don't want people to see you wearing this sexually provocative hoodie
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel (But IS it premium?)
• Kangaroo pocket (because vagina envy)
• Inside/outside label patch for branding (It's just too much!)
• Tear-away care label (Care to the wind!)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Mick Jagger suggested the tongue of the Hindu goddess Kali. The Black Goddess breaks conventional stereotypes of feminine beauty and sexuality in Hindu goddess mythology. She is the dominant sexual partner straddling the prone Siva. She is a wild warrior goddess drinking demon blood. So I made this sweatshirt. Enjoy Jim!
• 85% organic cotton, 0% demon blood
• Ribbing: Constantly
• Brushed fleece fabric inside because I want you to feel my caresses
• Double-layered hood because you don't want people to see you wearing this sexually provocative hoodie
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel (But IS it premium?)
• Kangaroo pocket (because vagina envy)
• Inside/outside label patch for branding (It's just too much!)
• Tear-away care label (Care to the wind!)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!