
































Wretched Case
We thought the zombie apocalypse would be a multitude of slowly ambling corpses coming to feast on our brains. How foolish! I have seen real zombies, and they are us. Heads hunched down, marching forward, we hunger for distraction. Videos of cats. Heiroglyphic emojis of happiness. We take for granted the fundamental importance of faces. The smiles of our loved ones or even oncoming traffic. If our phones are so important–like sustenance that momentarily eases the perpetual suffering of monsters, shouldn’t we protect them with:
• A Polycarbonate outer shell?
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner?
• Dual-layer protection?
Yes! Buy this!
We thought the zombie apocalypse would be a multitude of slowly ambling corpses coming to feast on our brains. How foolish! I have seen real zombies, and they are us. Heads hunched down, marching forward, we hunger for distraction. Videos of cats. Heiroglyphic emojis of happiness. We take for granted the fundamental importance of faces. The smiles of our loved ones or even oncoming traffic. If our phones are so important–like sustenance that momentarily eases the perpetual suffering of monsters, shouldn’t we protect them with:
• A Polycarbonate outer shell?
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner?
• Dual-layer protection?
Yes! Buy this!
We thought the zombie apocalypse would be a multitude of slowly ambling corpses coming to feast on our brains. How foolish! I have seen real zombies, and they are us. Heads hunched down, marching forward, we hunger for distraction. Videos of cats. Heiroglyphic emojis of happiness. We take for granted the fundamental importance of faces. The smiles of our loved ones or even oncoming traffic. If our phones are so important–like sustenance that momentarily eases the perpetual suffering of monsters, shouldn’t we protect them with:
• A Polycarbonate outer shell?
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner?
• Dual-layer protection?
Yes! Buy this!